living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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