Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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