i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
