Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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