ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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