i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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