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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

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  sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

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  :)

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself

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• (518): View more from New York

  She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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• (+82): View more from South Korea

  Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something

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