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• (650): View more from California

  Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote

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• (518): View more from New York

  You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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• (585): View more from New York

  His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.

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