we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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