weddingsv make me drug and hornr
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
