is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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