Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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