I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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