i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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