if i can run in heels then i can drive
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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