Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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