the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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