he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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