are you so shy because you have an std?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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