fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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