No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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