I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
