You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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