It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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