just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my liver is dry heaving
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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