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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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