dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Randomize
