wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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