So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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