I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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