yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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