do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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