Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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