I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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