The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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