come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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