I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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