seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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