So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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