i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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