i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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