grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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