who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i need some magic done to my vagina
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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