normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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