People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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