I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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