this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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