This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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