Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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