I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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