Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
