I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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