Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
