I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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