Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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