It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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