i would punch a child for taco bell
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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