Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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