You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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